Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Wanna be there...


Flashlight Tour at the Mutter Museum

Since 1858 Philadelphia's Mutter Museum has offered the public a glimpse of the medical grandiose and grotesque. What began as a tool for medical professionals has now become a morbid delight as visitors marvel at the museum's collection of Siamese twins skeletons, antiquated medical instruments, and dead babies floating in jars of formaldehyde.

The place is disturbing by daylight, but this Halloween they are letting visitors in after-hours... then turning off the lights!! If the late admission wasn't sold out and I was not so far behind on my pumpkin carving and Halloween movie watching, I would be there. Maybe next year.

Ticketing Information

Mini Macabre



The Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Death began as a collection of dollhouse dioramas painstakingly re-creating grisly unsolved crime scenes. The houses were created by Frances Glessner Lee, an heiress and forensics trailblazer who went on to found Harvard's department of legal medicine. Housed in Baltimore, these pieces have heavily influenced forensic science as we know it and are still used in lectures to this day.

Photographer Corinne May Botz created a photo collection of these houses in her book of the same name. She will be giving a lecture 7 pm tonight at New York's International Center of Photography. 

Can't make the trip? Well that's why we love the internetz! The talk will be presented live online here.


Friday, October 22, 2010

Halloween Jukebox: Death by Gunshot


It's been a while since a woman has been truly shocking, someone who can push the limits of decency and sexuality. I miss Wendy O Williams, but at least we have her bastard child Lady Gaga.

Sometimes I flip through my record collection and think about the lives of the artists I love. They are often very troubled, drug addicted or suicidal. Some wear their depression on their sleeves, others hide it ever so well.

At 14 I was truly affected by Cobain's cowardly decision to end his own life. Unfortunately he has to be chalked up to another rock n roll cliche.

Halloween Jukebox: Death by Hanging



Some lead singers are electric. You absorb every move they make. Some people are raw: unpredictable and unfettered. Their lack of self-consciousness creates an irresistible pull.

Some people are effortlessly beautiful, naturally talented, born into everything. Bored and restless they yearn for something else, an experience beyond mundane reality.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Review: Black Swan


I am now going to sum-up Darren Aronofsky's new movie in the same trite way that he seems to view his audience: Black Swan is The Wrester... but for girls.

In both films the viewer is tethered to the main character both in story-line and actual shots. There are few long shots that allow the viewer to see the entire scene, keeping the reality subjective and our sympathies as a viewer tightly wrapped around the main character. In the case of the Wrester, it was a pro-wrestler going through all the physical and mental anguish of aging within a sport that requires youth and vigor. This pressure is more deeply felt in the case of the Black Swan, as dancers have a much shorter shelf-life and are often women. Females are notoriously competitive and are often nasty among their own. All women feel pressure to stay youthful, a primal instinct that has been legitimized and commercialized as part of modern society. This pressure is intensified in more image-conscience fields such as dance and modeling.

We never see the motivations of other characters. They mostly act as catalysts. Where the Wrestler attempted to show real-life familial drama as the backdrop for the exploration of the character's psyche, the Black Swan uses hallucinations. I think in the case of the Wrestler, the relationships within the plot were cliche which ultimately gave the whole movie a made-for-tv feel: an abandoned daughter struggling w/ the return of her absentee dad, a stripper with a heart of gold, an aging athlete attempting redemption. 

In the case of  the Black Swan, it's true that the supporting cast is comprised of oft-portrayed characters: the overbearing mother, the seductive teacher, the bitter aging dancer. However they act in addition to and along with the hallucinations of the protagonist, which really utilizes the closeness and limitations of the director's shots and allows for a more intense and frightening story. The film is actually very Polanski-esque borrowing from both Repulsion and Rosemary's Baby. The setting of the film and some of the creepy elements are reminiscent to Argento's Suspiria

The people that I know that seem to enjoy The Wrestler are people who like Mickey Rourke. Personally, I couldn't care less about the guy. I do absolutely love Natalie Portman and think she did a wonderful job in dancing a feeling whether it be vulnerable, uptight, or aggressive. Portman is truly able to convey emotions without ever opening  her mouth. I'll admit my general thoughts on these films may have been dictated simply by my interest in the actor playing film's main character, but I think it has more to do with the amount of empathy I feel as a woman to the struggles of Portman's character over Rourke's that is the main issue.

**Slight Spoiler**

The ending of both films is pretty similar, the protagonist finally achieves their deadly and deluded sense of perfection. There are actually so many similarities between the films that they come off as two sides of the same coin, one masculine and one feminine. Both characters are dealing whit the idea of becoming obsolete. There is a need to breakdown years of self-created emotional defenses to truly realize who they are and what they can achieve, yet both have to kill themselves (and publicly to boot) to get to this point. 

As a viewer, it's completely unfulfilling to see a character that you've been forced to empathize with so much do so little with the lesson he/she has learned through the film. As a cinefile, it's frustrating to see basically the same movie twice with little to no real innovation between the two. The ending in the Black Swan seemed just as trite to me as the relationships in the Wrestler, however the end of the Wrestler was much more cathartic and interesting. Unfortunately, neither movie showcased the talent of the director as promised by his earlier films.


Saturday, October 16, 2010

Vintage Halloween Photo Countdown




Since 2008 stevechasmar has been uploading one vintage Halloween photo each day for the month of October. The photos are funny, curious, and sometimes very scary. He also seems very interested in opium dens, exotica, and arcades.. clearly an awesome person.

In protection of your soul...

PMRC Angels

Click here.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Great Idea Meejin Yoon

"Light Drift" art installment can be seen dusk till dawn this weekend. Just another excuse to be on the Schuylkill River at night.

The Octopus Project @ KFN


Clearly I like this band. I've seen them a few times now and they never disappoint. I must admit, however, that I am very confused about what transpired at their recent show at Kung Fu Necktie.

 #1 The show was sold-out before the show date which is odd considering that they are a small electro-indie dance band from Austin, TX and every other time I've seen them, the audience was prolly about two people deep.

#2 The show was FULL of college kids. Now I am not talking about West Philly I-<3-Urban-Outfitters-and-fixies kind of college kids, I am talking Temple Northeasty I-like-to-start-fights-with-my-friends kind of college kids. One group of what could best be classified as "bros" came in a neon bachelor bus as their first stop on what I can only imagine was a trip to Delilah's. I also had to prop up several drunken ladies grinding on their friends in desperate pleas for attention. Which they received, mind you, from a guy next to me who danced like what I imagine Matthew McConaughey dances like and another who reminded me of the nervous boys at an 8th grade Rec Center dance complete with hoodie, baggy pants, and diamond studs.

Apparently, the Project is big on campus.

#3 The dance-floor was extremely active and at some times violent. I have GOT to give it to those kids for their enthusiasm. They were downright inspiring. As I watched, I could not keep the smile from my face. The crowd was so into this band, so eager to dance, it made me long for the days when being smug wasn't a show-goers most necessary accessory.

I know I am not the only one that noticed this unexpected surge of crowd appreciation. By the end of the set, their keyboard player was blowing kisses and the lead singer was inviting people to "come say hi" to him as he would be sitting in a booth after the show... just like everyone else that plays at KFN. It was truly magical to witness a small band receive such amazing feedback from a crowd so eager to supply it.

Deerhunter @ the Starlight Ballroom

Despite what this photo may suggest, Deerhuter is totally boring live.


 I should have learned my lesson a year ago and saved my $15 to go toward the insanely-expensive but probably-more-worth-my-time GWAR show @ the Electric Factory. How could a band create such a great collection of songs on "Microcastle" and have a pretty good follow-up with "Halcyon Digest" yet be so completely bad live? As the band strives to recapture the energy of punk DIY culture with their “interactive Xerox art project," encouraging fans to photocopy an old-school collage flyer and paste it up all over their towns, they forget to bring any energy their live performance. 

The drums were muffled and non-existent, sounding like someone forgot to take the blanket out of the kick drum after a suburban practice session. The bass player had plenty of rock star posing with no sign of any talent to back that up. Most importantly the singer phoned-in nearly half the performance and decided to add jamming what is already a psychedelic shoegaze-sound allowing the crowd to fall completely into their heroin coma right there under the flashing disco ball + spinning glow koosh Ballroom lights. 

31 Days of Horror: Day Fourteen


The rape scenes are a lot to take especially when you imagine the star's father behind the camera. That's some scary.

31 Days of Horror: Day Thirteen


Legendary.

31 Days of Horror: Day Twelve


The trailer makes this look so scary... too bad it's not.

31 Days of Horror: Day Eleven


Watch the whole movie FREE on Youtube.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

31 Days of Horror: Day Ten


Lost Boys meets Point Break
Cory Haim is a Mess Bonus Scene (spoiler: much more frightening than the Lost Boys 2)

Great Idea Martha Stewart!

As I love Halloween, I love Halloween crafts and no one does it better than the queen of domesticity Martha Stewart. This project looks great, is cheap, and can be done while drinking and watching a horror movie. WIN!

31 Days of Horror: Day Nine


<3 Jeff Goldblum Double Feature <3

Halloween Jukebox: Mind is Playing Tricks on Me - Geto Boys

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Halloween Jukebox: Midnight Vignette ~ Evangelicals

31 Days of Horror: Day Eight


Thank you AMC for playing the entire Alien series for me on loop all weekend long. You really know how to make a girl in the ER feel like there may be something living inside her <3

31 Days of Horror: Day Seven


Why is this scary? Your friends may stab you in the back. Your life is no longer private. You can't control information in the digital age even if it's untrue... and...

31 Days of Horror: Day Six


Makes me nostalgic... 

31 Days of Horror: Day Six


Most disgusting movie ever.

31 Days of Horror: Day Five

31 Days of Horror: Day Four



sister bonus movie

Friday, October 8, 2010

Halloween Jukebox: Baby's on Fire - Brian Eno


Hallie Gerber dancing Brian Eno's "Babys on Fire" shot at MIT Experimental Color Studio 1976. 

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

31 Days of Horror: Day Three

Dexter is one of my favorite series. Here's one of my favorite scenes featuring the character that nearly destroyed Dexter (the series - not the character), Miguel Prado played to the HILT by Jimmy Smits.

Halloween Jukebox: Jellybones ~ Unicorns

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Halloween Jukebox: Girlfriend in a Coma ~ The Smiths


I wanted to put up the Smiths video of this song because it is truly campy and fits very nicely with my theme of old movies + halloween tracks however Morrissey is a douchebag (yes i know you're shocked) and has disabled the embed option for the youtube video. And yes I am blaming him even though he probably had nothing to do with it. 



It's like I always say: When in doubt, blame Morrissey.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Wishlist


"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided." - Mae West

31 Days of Horror: Youtube Treat Extra ~ Tales from The Crypt "Final Caper"





Short, entertaining, and the ending is fucking hilarious.

31 Days of Horror: Day Two


Made me nostalgic for movies that cared about plots and were not just boob gorefests... it does have boobs though so don't let that deter you.

This movie was so bad that I had to turn it off. It jumped around all over the place and made little to no sense. The worst part about it was that the characters in it were ALL assholes. I would never be friends with them and I am shocked that they are even friends with each other. I would be bored watching this on shrooms. It's sad really because some of the shots are really well done and the scenery is very cool. They even tease me by using "Come to Daddy" in the trailer... which is by far the most frightening song of all time with a fucked up video to match.

31 Days of Horror: Day One


On Netflix instant

Friday, October 1, 2010

Halloween Jukebox: Dracula's Wedding ~ Outcast


My heartbeat is a slow one but I'm terrified of you.

31 Days of Horror

I am a sucker for Halloween. I love everything about it. I love pumpkin carving, haunted houses, scary movies, kids in costumes, and of course, the horrorization of all things from commercials to special local events. For years I have tried to set aside October for only the bizarre, weird, frightening, and unexplained and this year will be no exception. All music, photos, and movies shall be Halloween themed... and I plan on sharing (and defending) all of my decisions. Stay tuned for Halloween events, costumes, playlists, and movie reviews. Let the 31 days of Horror begin.